Apologies for poor photo quality...
I nabbed the empty can from a relative's kitchen sink as I conceived the visual pun.
The electrical parts are a kit purchased from a chain store, the shade was recycled from an old discarded lamp, and in the middle is a block of wood which I painted (of course) bright neon pink.

If you would like to purchase or barter for this fine piece of kitsch, or wish to gift it upon some poor unsuspecting fool, mail your offer to adep_adep (at) hotmail.com