The Beer Prayer
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 Our lager
 Which art in barrels
 Hallowed be thy drink
 Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk)
 At home as it is in the pub
 Give us this day our foamy head
 And forgive us for spillage's
 As we forgive those who spill against us
 And lead us not into incarceration
 But deliver us from hangovers
 For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager
 For ever and ever
 Barmen