A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to
"enforce the laws pending." He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge
 and said, "Looks like you`ve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect
 your kill?" The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden.
 The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck`s
rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here`s a Washington
state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?" The hunter
pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington
state  hunting license. The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger
in the bird`s
rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here`s an Idaho duck. Do
you  have an Idaho state hunting license?" The hunter, a bit put out,
produced an Idaho state hunting license. The warden took a third duck,
conducted the same finger test, and
said, "This here`s an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state
hunting license?" Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter
produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed at having
struck out, handed the ducks
back to the hunter and said, "You`ve got all of these licenses, just
where the hell are you from?" The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and
said "You`re so smart, YOU tell ME!"