>IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED
>ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU...
>
>>>>> A file that big?
>>>>> It might be very useful.
>>>>> But now it is gone.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> The Web site you seek
>>>>> cannot be located but
>>>>> endless others exist
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> Chaos reigns within.
>>>>> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>>>>> Order shall return.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> ABORTED effort:
>>>>> Close all that you have.
>>>>> You ask way too much.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> First snow, then silence.
>>>>> This thousand dollar screen dies
>>>>> so beautifully.
>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> With searching comes loss
>>>>> and the presence of absence:
>>>>> "My Novel" not found.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> The Tao that is seen
>>>>> Is not the true Tao, until
>>>>> You bring fresh toner.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> Windows NT crashed.
>>>>> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>>>>> No one hears your screams.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> Stay the patient course
>>>>> Of little worth is your ire
>>>>> The network is down
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> A crash reduces
>>>>> your expensive computer
>>>>> to a simple stone.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> Yesterday it worked
>>>>> Today it is not working
>>>>> Windows is like that
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> Three things are certain:
>>>>> Death, taxes, and lost data.
>>>>> Guess which has occurred.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> You step in the stream,
>>>>> but the water has moved on.
>>>>> This page is not here.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> Out of memory.
>>>> We wish to hold the whole sky,
>>>>> But we never will.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>> Having been erased,
>>>>> The document you're seeking
>>>>> Must now be retyped.
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>> Rather than a beep
>>>>> Or a rude error message,
>>>>> These words: "File not found."
>>>>> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>> Serious error.
>>>>> All shortcuts have disappeared.
>>>>> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.