SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90'S

* You try to enter your password on the microwave.

* You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."

* You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

* You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

* You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner  is ready, and
  he emails you back "What's for dinner?"

* Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

* You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,
  but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

* You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted
  one for your email buddies via a Web page.

* Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate
  used to play that you most despised.

* Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of
  the screen.

* You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date; and now sells
  for half the price you paid.

* The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a
  purchase is foreign to you.

* Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of
  the back seat of your car.

* Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
  have e-mail addresses.

* You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.

* You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.

* Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

* You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.