I'm lookin out the window,
watchin' the snow fall.
I give up on goin' out, 
I don't wanna watch football.

I'm bootin' up my PC,
I know you're at your Mac.
I link into your love
Through my modem jack.

We're slippin' through the net at twenty-eight-dot-eight
I've been online so long that I can't see straight.
We're both plugged in for an on-line date,
'Cuz this cyber-lovin' is feelin' so great.

My friends all say I'm crazy
When I show them your e-mail,
They think I'll end up in
The looney bin or jail.

We have a hot connection
To each other's hearts,
I don't care what my friends say,
They're a bunch of jealous farts.

We're slippin' through the net at twenty-eight-dot-eight
I've been online so long that I can't see straight.
We're both plugged in for an on-line date,
'Cuz this cyber-lovin' is feelin' so great.

We'll probably never meet,
I'll never see your face,
But I know you're the cutest
Girl in cyberspace.

I just got an upgrade,
Hard drives and memory,
Just to make it faster
To talk with you, my lady.

We're slippin' through the net at fifty-six K
I've been online all night, now it's the break of day
We're both plugged in for an on-line date,
'Cuz this cyber-lovin' is feelin' so great.