HIS Directions:
80 West, Exit 14, Exit 121 (Left at Light), Exit 116 (Veer right), RT Lincoln Road, RT Old bluewood, RT Myrtle, RT Lancster, RT Lassen St

HER Directions:
80 . . . just after the weight station near Cordelia (I think) will be an exit for 14, I think it's Sonama and Napa, you should take that, then follow it all the way through, till you end up in Fairfield.  There's a signal next to . . . a beer joint or some thing like that, I don't know, but you merge to the right which turns into a little two lane freeway dealy . . . go thru that signal and then go over that little bridge thing . . . then you'll get to the next signal, right over there by the hair salon, make a teeny left to go to Death Valley, by then you're be on the Carneros Highway.  Just stay on that until you come to sort of a dead end thing.  It's got some kind of blinking light, I don't know if it's red or yellow.  Do you think color blind people ever have to worry about that kind of stuff?  I don't know.  So, VERY IMPORTANT, VEER to the right, the road will kinda go straight, but it'll some how go off to the right, so VEER right, else you'll have to turn around in that  
junkyard and there's this really nasty dog that's in there.  Stay on this road until you see a buncha  power thingys and stuff, you know, those big metal thing-amajigs, there'll either be a stop sign or a stop light, I don't remember.  Here you can turn or go straight, it just depends if I'm late in picking up the kids from school or if I'm coming back from my exercise class . . . follow it down to the bank, but if you went straight then you want to go down by the McDonald's, have you tried one of their new Fruit and Yogurt things? I just love 'em, so anyway . . .