Doctor Control

Number of physicians in the US:  700,000
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health)


Number of gun owners in the US:  80,000,000.
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups):  1,500.
Accidental deaths per gun owner:  0.0000188

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners.  Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one
Doctor."
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.  As a Public Health Measure, the statistics on
Lawyers were withheld for fear that the shock could cause people to seek
medical Help.