PERSONALITY CHECK......

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based in what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts. The results:


IF THEY DRINK BEER....Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to
earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

IF THEY DRINK BLENDER DRINKS....Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in
the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

IF THEY DRINK MIXED DRINKS.....
Personality: Older; has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

IF THEY DRINK WINE.....(does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years.

IF THEY DRINK WHITE ZINFANDEL....
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no
clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.

IF THEY DRINK SHOTS.....
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. 
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.


Then there is the male addendum....

The deal with guys is, as  always, very simple and clear cut.

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image
to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give two shit's about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.