Explanations of various political systems...

* Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your
             neighbor.

* Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and
             provides you with milk.

* Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you
           the milk.

* Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both,
               shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and
               then pours it down the drain.

* Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

* Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to
             produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when
             it drops dead.

* Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point
             that you must sell them both in order to support a man in
             a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift
             from your government.