A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the
 wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument.

 So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He
 was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the
 trauma it had caused.

 So to make it up to his girlfriend, he said he'd buy her a gift.

 "Any thing at all, my love", the guy said, overcome with remorse.


 "Oh, I don't know", she replied, "You really shouldn't do this
 you know. But, if you are, just get me something really
 expensive, that I don't need."

 The following day he booked her in for chemotherapy.