So we were hangin out on this little moon down in the lower gamma 
quadrant mindin' our own business and havin' ourselves a nice little
barbeque when these Burlish pirates march in and make like they own the
place...well to make a long story short, roast Burl is actually pretty
good, but I wished we had had a few bottles of Betelgeuse Benny's
sauce...say, did you know that Benny once staved off an invading horde of
Luurdican troopers with a few bottles of that stuff? Turns out it can
really do some damage if you mix it with Delta-9 RP fuel...