How To Get Rich By Taking Advantage Of Naive Lusers:

- Get hold of a cheap starter hard drive. Anything over 200 MB should
be plenty.
- When a luser brings their Win95 box in for service, check the hard
drive. If it is larger than your current one, you're in business.
- Install the smaller HD in the luser's machine, DriveSpace it, then
copy the luser's Win95 installation to the compressed partition.
- Remove the larger hard drive and return the machine to the
unsuspecting luser.
- Lather, rinse, repeat until flush with free storage.

The beauty of this scheme is, the farther along you get, the *less*
likely you are to get caught, since the bigger hard drives all come
with faster machines that won't be slowed down by the compression.
It's foolproof!