1.  LOG ON:  Makin a wood stove hotter.
2.  LOG OFF:  Don't add no more wood.
3.  MONITOR:  Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
4.  DOWNLOAD:  Gettin the farwood off the truk.
5.  MEGA HERTZ:  When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.   
 6.  FLOPPY DISC:  Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood. 
7.  RAM:  That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
8.  HARD DRIVE:  Gettin home in the winter time.  
9.  PROMPT:  Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.   
10. WINDOWS:  Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.   
11. SCREEN:  Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season. 
12. BYTE:  Whut them dang flys do.   
 13. CHIP:  Munchies fer the TV.   
14. MICRO CHIP:  Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.   
15. MODEM:  Whut cha did to the hay fields.   
16. DOT MATRIX:  Old Dan Matrix's wife.   
17. LAP TOP:  Whar the kitty sleeps.   
18. KEYBOARD:  Whar ya hang the dang keys.   
 19. SOFTWARE:  Them dang plastic forks and knifs.   
 20. MOUSE:  Whut eats the grain in the barn.   
 21. MAINFRAME:  Holds up the barn roof.   
 22. PORT:  Fancy Flatlander wine 
 23. ENTER:  Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"   
 24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:  Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.   
25. MOUSE PAD:  That hippie talk fer the rat hole.