Battle Hymn of Tech Support
Original: "Batle Hymn of the Republic"

Mine Ears have heard the garbage
of the clueless on the Net
They cringe as each Luzer calls
with a new problem to be met
Its weakened my will to live
but by the end of the call you can bet
One Less Luzer will be known

     Luzer Luzer stupid moron
     Luzer Luzer stupid moron
     Luzer Luzer now yer cancelled
     One Less Luzer will be known

I have Listened to the luzers
as their email doesnt work
They dont even have a modem
where do they grow these fucking jerks
with one keystroke they will be cancelled
ill just claim my fingers went berzerk
One Less Luzer will be known

They keep calling and keep coming
marching one by one
How do i do this and how do i do that
the job is never done
Netscape, Ftp, chat and email
can ya tell us how to have fun
One Less Luzer will be known

They've pissed me off and ruined my day
my punishment for them is worth the risk
nothing will spell faster relief
when i tell them to run "Fdisk"
Now they have something to whine about
but what the fuck i couldn't resist
ONE LESS LUZER WILL BE KNOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!