Carol of the Finals

Clusters are packed
Print queues are stacked
Programs are hacked
No sleep's a fact
Printers won't print        Main-
Yet one more stint          Frame
Users will sprint (for)     Has
Any helpful hint            Hung!
"Error reading disk"        Phones
User is pissed              Ring!
Consultants assist          Rang!
Paper is missed             Rung!
No backups 'round           Smokers indoors
User has frowned            Fumes clog my pores
Text can be found           Stinks on both floors
Consultant is crowned       Breath deep outdoors!
Users are stressing
Deadlines are pressing
All staff's distressing
Finals are here.
I am confessing
User's depressing
Downright oppressing
Finals are here.
Have some very very *hairy* finals!
Have some very very *hairy* finals!
Mainframe is DOWN! (DOWN!)